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No-one will ever hate Twilight more than Robert Pattinson does

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theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole

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jodyrobots:

you make a compelling argument there

jodyrobots:

you make a compelling argument there

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riverflowsthroughit:

Here is looking at you, kid
- Upper East Side, Manhattan, January 2013

riverflowsthroughit:

Here is looking at you, kid

- Upper East Side, Manhattan, January 2013

shuckleshell:

BE NICE TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!! Because it is hard to be a person!!!!!!!!! It is hard to be a person and have feelings and do things!!!!!!!!!!!! It is so hard sometimes!!!!!!!! So just be nice!!!!!!!!!

niggaquisha:

blackbruise:

ryan gosling and ellen degeneres

this is why i love ellen

niggaquisha:

blackbruise:

ryan gosling and ellen degeneres

this is why i love ellen

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

*runs away from responsibilities* *runs out of breath* *trips and falls*

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