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No-one will ever hate Twilight more than Robert Pattinson does
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i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
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BE NICE TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!! Because it is hard to be a person!!!!!!!!! It is hard to be a person and have feelings and do things!!!!!!!!!!!! It is so hard sometimes!!!!!!!! So just be nice!!!!!!!!!
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
*runs away from responsibilities* *runs out of breath* *trips and falls*
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